This is the spawn of Cat, a demented child with lots of problems. 

I had just opened Undertale again. I had been forced to reset my True Pacifisr run to discover the rest of the neutral endings I had not yet discovered. It started out normally, Flowey bein' all Flowey-ish and all. But Toriel never came. She's not here? But why? 

In my moment of distraction, somehow, my SOUL snapped into to pieces. However, the fragments burst into an explosoin of hyper-realistic blood and human organs. See? I knew I could do it! The text at the bottom read. You killed two. That is not enough. We'll teach her. But........... Frisk doesn't have a sex.... were those voices reffering to me?