SO I HAS RITTEN A PPASTA THAT IS DEFINITLY NOT A PAROEDAYPASTA
TITLE: THE TWITCH TEV CREPPYPASTA OF DEATH AWSOMENESS
Ok so I tell a tsale ohf how i die on video live/' I was on twith tv and saw a guy his name was liam vickers and it said he was streasming crepypastas so I click on it. I watch stream as liam's face got hyperralistic eyes althought the rest of him was made uup of cartoons. Then his bod flip down and made of realism. I realis it meant that liam was made up of cartoons befoe but was now made down of real stuff. All of the sudden I felt my grammar skills growing. Liam barfed. I saw a knife gertingg stabbed in neck as my grammz weekened.
“OH WOW BLUD” I scramed so loud that liam herd me then all the sudden his username changed to ANGALOVDETH and I CREID.
I CREID AND CRIED CRIDE A LOT. ALL CAPS MAKES THIS BETTER AND THEN THE BLOD STARTING POORING OUT OF MY COMPUGTER AND I REALIZED WHAT I MUSSSED DO AS I HEARD ANGALOVDETH BEGAN TO SING THE ABC'S. My caps lock broke then. I started stremming on twitch tev and under the name up of my ful name in rel lyfe witch is ryan lewis. I then starting singing the abc's as loud as I coold. The internet crashed but right befoe it dod I was saw a massage apear on the screne it said don't stop singeing or you coul d die.
I stoped singing so I cold to type these message snd now I feell like I have to barf.
Thar intranet cuming vacj upj and I feeel, sick like in has fv ti barrf ow my hands hurt my gaararararmamr I feel like beyonce and you should say my name say my name which just changed to angal ov deth's SOOOOOON I WILL EAT YOUR S OOOL *souul AND MAKE U DO WHAT I DO RN OK I BORED K THX BAI
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ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY USER KNOTSNAPPY, OR ME. THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR LIAM VICKERS TO READ AS A PARODYPASTA...